Is he still putting the condom on or is he considering his hole options? We clearly need to talk about this. How long ago was my last shower? It wasn't today, and I worked really late yesterday, so maybe Saturday? No, because I had soccer practice that day, so maybe. Does he think about butt stuff a lot? I'm told men like that sort of thing, so maybe he just feels weird bringing it up, which makes sense considering I'm getting this freaked out and he hasn't even done anything yet.Ĥ.
Maybe today's the day I'm going to feel adventurous and just try it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, did he think that was on the table? Phew, he is moving away from it.